All right ….So this week I have started back at the gym in full force, 4 days a week and even paid extra for a trainer! (Who last week during our first go at it, almost made me puke! Seriously, I had to sit down and we had to stop because either I am that out of shape, or he’s just that good.) Anywhoooo now that I am at the gym all the time I have noticed some very interesting people there and I am going to break down this weeks observations for you in something I will call “GYM DUDE OF THE DAY”
Monday’s “Gym Dude”
So as I limped to my treadmill Monday, I could not help but notice this gentleman on the elliptical wearing denim cargo shorts, a floral print dress shirt, loafers, and white socks. Just going at it, breaking a full sweat! I know, not a big deal right? But just try and get the mental picture……
Tuesday’s “Gym Dude”
I call this one “The creeper” I have seen her every day! She always has on sweat pants and a WAY to tight tank top (with her belly hanging out), flip flops, and nice clean hair that hangs all the way down past her butt. She just kinda creeps around the gym with her gym bag, staring at people (and at me a lot!). I have never seen her work out EVER! Today she was just sitting by the pool. WTF?
Wednesday’s “Gym Dude”
There was this lady who had to be at least 50 (or just loves the tanning bed to much) who was very fit with big fake boobs. She had her hair perfectly teased on top of her head and a full face of make-up. A skin tight back top with rainbow neon straps holding it together in the back paired with zebra print skin tight shorts. She had to have spent an hour at least getting ready for the gym! We get it! We see you! Gezzz! To top it all off she just kinda fluttered from machine to machine “flirting” with the boys. It made me laugh. I’m lucky if my socks match when I go to the gym! And my eyeliner from the day before is usually smudged on my face.
Friday’s “Gym Dude”
So there is this HUGE guy with arms and shoulders the sizes of tree trunks! After he’s done lifting he heads up to the treadmill and jogs for exactly 10 minutes. This is funny because from his pecks down he is sooooo small! He looks that that guy “Larry the Lobster” from Sponge Bob! I keep thinking he is going to topple over!
O.K. so there are my crazy thoughts…. Just thought I would share J
-Jen